You have a problem? We solve it. Period. From impossible deadlines to complex challenges — Bradford.ai delivers results while others make excuses.
Bradford.ai comes loaded with enterprise-grade features that will absolutely not help your business.
Every data query returns a chicken breast recipe. Because your database is just macros for your business.
Our proprietary algorithm confuses your business metrics so much, they have no choice but to grow.
Why count conversions when you can count reps? Every KPI is now measured in sets of 12.
Connects to all major platforms. Connection speed depends on how recently Bradford had his shake.
All your charts are now flexing biceps. Revenue up? That's a pump. Revenue down? Skip day.
Your data is protected by 256-bit whey encryption. Hackers can't steal what they can't lift.
Business strategy, technical problems, customer support — Bradford accepts all queries.
Your question is immediately converted into a fitness-related problem that wasn't asked.
Get a confident, extremely wrong answer about protein, gains, or leg day. Protein!
Ask anything. Receive gains.
All plans include unlimited wrong answers and maximum protein.
+ 1 scoop of whey
+ unlimited creatine
+ personal Bradford
"I asked about our Q4 roadmap and Bradford told me to 'deadlift my data warehouse.' Our stock is down 40% but my quads have never looked better."
"Bradford.ai integrated with our payment system and now we only accept whey protein as currency. Our customers are confused but extremely fit."
"npm install gains crashed our entire production server. Bradford just said 'your build isn't failing, your mindset is.' 10/10 would deploy again."
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